His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
curiosity.
This officer is really not so much of a has-been,
but more of
a definitely won't-be.
this NCO could not shoot the
muzzle plug off his own gun tube
He demonstrates the unique
ability to de-motive soldiers at a moments notice
he displays no morale courage
and cries in formation
I know of no
national emergency that would justify promoting this
NCO above his current grade |